Monday, December 10, 2007

I don't understand


Today there was a post about how to make the commenting better.

But it's already so funny and original. What the fuck are they thinking?

Deadspin Featured Comment of the Day


Post: Vick Gets 23 Months in Jail

Commenter: Summer of George

Comment:

Ha Ha!

/Nelson Muntz

Analysis: HOLY SHIT!!!!! A SIMPSONS REFERENCE BY A SOMEONE WITH SEINFELD COMMENTER NAME!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Making jokes about Sexual Harrasment is Sweet!


My boys are making some sweet sexual innuendo type jokes about a woman who won a lot of money in a sexual harassment suit. My favorite comment...

Dear Stacy,

Would you be my sugar momma? I promise to cook you breakfast every morning, give you a back rub every afternoon and give you at least 1 hour of cunnilingus every night.

Waiting for your response,

Brazil Thrill


I hope that stupid bitch reads that comment and feels even more harassed. Stupid bitch deserves to be harassed gettin' all that money.

It's the Weekend!

And you know what that means. No Will or Rick, but today we get Unsilent Majority! While not quite as awesome as the other blogstuds, he nevertheless provides some great, thought provoking pieces for all of us to ponder and leave comments to. In fact, I'm thinking about logging on right now and getting my You're with me, Leather on.

Unsilent is really living the dream. He started out as a commenter in Deadspin Nation, and his spectacular use of Simpsons and Seinfeld quotes did not go unnoticed. Shit, now he's driving the motherfucking mothership during the weekend! I often masturbate and pretend I am him.

Friday, December 7, 2007

Deadspin Featured Comment of the Day

Post: Bronson Arroyo Brings the Rock

Commenter: ARKANSASFRED

Comment: I'll pay him 20 bucks not to play.

Analysis: I got nothing here. That is quite possibly the most unfunny, unoriginal comment in the history of the outstanding blog Deadspin. Can you imagine if they weren't auditioning these guys?

Thursday, December 6, 2007

The DeCAF! Interview: Will Leitch


I really can't believe this is happening, but Deadspin fuhrer Will Leitch has agreed to do an interview with Deadspin Nation's #1 fansite, DeCAF! I apologize in advance if I have a hard time staying on message and start verbally blowing him during the course of the interview.

DeCAF!: It's such a pleasure to have you, Mein Fuhrer!

Will Leitch: Why are you calling me that?

DC: It's just a name I came up with for you. Like, I've juxtaposed the Deadspin Nation (because they are so awesome and powerful) with the Nazi regime. Naturally, you are the leader, The Fuhrer if you will. It's like, ironic or something?

WL: No it's not. Stop it.

DC: Sig Hiel Mein Fuhrer! Just kidding!

WL: OK.

DC: So, what's it like leading an army of hilarious and original commenters?

WL: It's pretty cool. We don't let just anyone comment on our board. You have to pass an audition and a test.

DC: A test? What's the test like?

WL: You have to pass a pop culture relevancy test. Oh, I forget the score...I think you need to score like 85% or something.

DC: What's on the test?

WL: Well, there's a Simpsons section. Then a Seinfeld section. Anchorman and Dodgeball sections. ..

DC:...Really

WL:...Yeah, then you have to know all of the Deadspin inside jokes.

DC: Such as?

WL: Barbaro, stupid dinosaurs, Mamula, James Frey.

DC: You're with me, Leather!

WL: Yeah, that's one of them.

DC: You're with me, Leather!

WL: I heard you the first time.

DC: I just think that saying is so god damned funny! Did you ever think about changing the name of the site to You're with me, Leather!

WL: No. Actually, my buddy Matt Ufford started a site called With Leather, you should check it out. It's really funny.

DC: Is that the guy who posts pictures of hot 15 year old ass?

WL: Well, his site is not really about that...

DC: That guy is awesome!

(Long awkward silence)

DC: You're with me, Leather!

WL: Look, when are we going to talk about my new book?

DC: You're with me, Leather!

WL: Fuck off.

DC: You're with me, Leather!

DC: You're with me, Leather!

DC: You're with me, Leather!

DC: You're with me, Leather!

DC: You're with me, Leather!

Featured Deadspin Comment of the Day

Post: Barry Bonds could really use Johnny Cochran Right About Now

Commenter: CLUEHEYWOOD

Comment:

Hutz: I move for one of those bad court thingies...
Judge: A mistrial?
Hutz: Yeah...that.

Analysis: Wow! A Simpsons quote! One of my favorite things about Deadspin nation are all the simpsons quotes. It's the ultimate in comedy and originality.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Featured Deadspin Comment of the Day

Date: 12/5/2007
Post: Robert Wuhl is Still Getting Work, Kind Of
Commenter: MyronCopacetic
Comment:

Ha. It is I - Robert Wuhl!

Who?

Analsys:

Boy, that Robert Wuhl sure is a nobody! He'll take any gig that pays...which by my math makes him the same as 99% of the acting community. Nevermind the fact that the man has accomplished more than all of the Deadspin turds combined, with the possible exception of Mein Fuhrer (Leitch). Besides, I'll wager real cash that any of these tools would suck the nearest dick if the price were right.




Welcome to DeCAF!

Do you love Deadspin? I sure do. I love reading all of the comments after each post. The shit is ultrawitty. I don't know about you, but I never tire of:

  • Anchorman quotes
  • The same 10 inside jokes
  • +1
  • Perpetual asslicking
  • Seinfeld Quotes
  • Movie Quotes
  • Simpson Quotes
  • Anchorman Quotes
I have noticed lately that they have an everyday post over there where they feature an ESPN comment, then rip it to shreds. Hilarity then ensues. Because nothing is funnier than a bunch of snotty-nosed pricks who think there shit doesn't stink making fun of a bunch of idiots at ESPN.

Tune into DeCAF! daily where we will feature the riotous comments of Deadspin Nation!